I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
I have a handgun and it's licensed. Any more questions?
I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.
I have a problem with drinking—two hands and only one mouth.
I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
I have PMS and a gun...excuse me, did you have something to say?
I have PMS and a handgun. ANY QUESTIONS?
I Have PMS And A Sword--Any Questions?
I have PMS. Therefore I can legally kill you.
I have read the Bible--still don't believe it
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!
I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense!
I have yet to hear a MAN ask for advice on how to combine marriage
I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you.
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
I haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me kill you.
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
I inhaled and I vote
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
I is a college student.
I just got back from a testicle convention. I had a ball.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
I just want revenge. Is that so bad?
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
I keep missing my ex, but my aim is getting better.
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
I know GOD would never give me any more than I can handle -- I
just wish He didn't trust me so much!
I know milk does a body good, but damn, how much did you drink?
I know that you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and
I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of
I LIKE CATS! They taste just like chicken.
I like kids, but I can never finish a whole one.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic
I like your approach, let's see your departure
I live in my own little world, but it's ok they know me here.
I live in my own little world, but that's okay. Everybody knows me
I live like a monk... Except for the celibacy part.
I live on a one-way dead-end street.
I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.
I love animals. Especially in a good gravy!
I love animals. I eat them and wear their skins.
I love animals. They taste great!
I love animals. They're delicious.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special
person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I love cats they taste like chicken
I love cats. Want to trade recipes?
I love cats...dead ones.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
I love defenceless animals, especially in gravy
I love kids, but I can't eat a whole one
I love my boss, I love my job, I'm self employed
I love my country, but I fear my government
I love my country. It's my government I fear.