Oh sure. But what's the speed of dark?
Oh, no! I turned out just like my mother!
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Old age comes at a bad time.
Old skiers never die — They just go downhill.
Old truckers never die. They just get a new Peterbilt.
Old upholsterers never die. They always recover.
Omnipotent Omniscient Omnibenevolent - Pick two.
On fire for God!, Anybody got some water?!
On the other hand, youhave different fingers.
On your mark, get set, go away!
Once Upon A Time God Was A Woman!
Once you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your
One abortion - two casulties... one dead, one wounded
One by one, the penguins slowly steal my sanity.
One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people
One Nation Under-Educated
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR
One World, One God
One-celled organisms out score me in IQ tests.
Only BIG BABIES are pro-choice!
Only brave men have the balls to juggle.
Only God is in a position to look down on people.
Only Jesus saves - we just make back-ups.
Only lawyers get to be judges, and that's the (F)LAW!
Only One Way To Heaven. Crash Through The Gates Gas Pedal To The
Only sheep need a shepherd.
ont laugh at my ride, your daughter may be in it!
Open your heart, Jesus wants in.
Ordain women or stop baptizing them.
Organized Religion gave us the Dark Ages!
Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Our God is an AWESOME GOD!!!
Our lips touched, then she crossed her legs and broke my glasses.
Out of Body, be back in five
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
Out of the Broom Closet.
Pagan and Proud!
Pagans make better lovers.
Pagans make the best of friends, they worship the ground you walk
Pan Pipes, Pan Plays, Pan's Delight
Panic now and avoid the rush.
Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
Pass carefully. Driver chews tobacco.
Pass with care. I chew tobacco.
Pavlov: Name ring a bell?
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Peace be upon your Savior.
Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
Pee for enjoyment, not for employment.
Penny for your thoughts. Twenty to act them out.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
People who think they know everything are very annoying to those
of us who do.
People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do.
Perfect people never improve.