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A day without sunshine
is a day without you.
A smart boy is waiting, putting his finger on the mobile, for a
call from the sweetest girl in the world.
A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other
people are looking on.
Admiration is natural; and it has been said there are many lovable
women, but no perfect ones.
All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and
others by sense.
Allow me to rescue you from a crowd of Admirers
And I highly recommend for all the women in the world, even if
they’re 71, you can never take for granted that he loves you. It’s
always good to flirt with him. It’s a great sport.
And I thought angels had wings!
And you don’t get the normal perks of a normal job, like people
who work in an office; they have other people there, you can
flirt, you know? You go, “Hey! Oh, you’re new here, aren’t you?
How are you getting on? Do you want a coffee? I was gonna go get a
coffee- I can get you a coffee… You know, I like my coffee like I
like my women- in a plastic cup!
Anybody know God’s number? Cos he’s got a missing angel.
Are you a cigarette? ’cause you’re smoking and you’re addictive.
Are you a painter?, ‘coz you painted and made my life colorful .
Are you a parking ticket coz u have fine written all over you
Are you a tour guide? can you show me the right way to your
heart..
Are you an overdue library book cos you have fine all over.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you spying on me cause every time I close my eyes it’s always
you that I see?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all
day.
At last! I finally found the perfect girl!
Babe, you fell from haven! (If she ignores you) Add: Too bad you
smashed your face!
baby you must be a lighter cause you turn me on..
baby you’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business
Beauty is power and a smile is its sword.
Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
Because of you my reality is better than my dreams.
Beeeop, do you know what that is? It’s the sound of the ambulence,
coming to take me away, because the sight of you stopped my heart.
Being nice and being flirty are two diff things. I hate when
people get them confused.
Believe In Love At First Site.
Boy- Is your name Samantha? Girl- No, Boy- Well, Can I just call
you beautiful?
Boy: Are you a dog whisperer?? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you make
me go Woof Woof!
Boy: Are you keeping it safe? Girl: What Safe? Boy: My heart
BOY: Can I know your name please? GIRL: No! BOY: Pardon me, I
forgot, angels don’t have names….only beautiful faces,right?
Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you fell from
heaven. Girl: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
BOY: Do you have a drivers license? GIRL: Umm no, why? BOY: Cause
you’re driving me crazy.
Boy: Do you like me? Girl: No way, I don’t, Boy: WOW! Even I
don’t… We have similar thoughts… We can be good friends.
Boy: Do you like water? Girl: Yes. Boy: Then you like 80% of my
body
Boy: Does your name mean ‘beautiful’? Girl: No. Boy: Well, it
should be. I’m calling the dictionary people.
Boy: Hands up you’re under arrest. Girl: Why what did I do? Boy:
You’re to pretty to be on the road.
Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before? Girl: Yes- that’s why I
don’t go there anymore.
Boy: I can see you when I close my eyes. Girl: So? Boy: Just want
you to know why I keep closing my eyes.
Boy: I have to tell you a secret. Come closer. (girl gets closer)
kiss!
Boy: I met someone who is really perfect, Girl: Then ask her
out!!!! Boy: Will you go out with me??!!
Boy: I want to be a doctor someday. How about you? Girl: I just
want to be your patient someday.
Boy: There is something wrong with my phone. Girl: Oh I know whats
wrong with it, it doesn’t have my number in it, let me fix that
for you.
Boy: Where did you hide it? Girl: What? Boy: My heart that you
stole.
Boy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle aged men.
Call 911 !!! My heart got a stroke when that handsome guy smiled
at me
Can I borrow a quarter? -What for? I want to call my mother and
tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I have a bandage because I just scrapped my knee falling for
you.
Can i see your eyes, they show so much of me in you.
Can i take a photo?. . . so i can prove to all my friends angels
actually do exist!
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Can you give me the number to heaven? Why? I need to tell them
they lost the most beautiful thing in the world.
Can't wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and
more beautiful everyday.
Catch and release, there’s more fish in the sea, unless of course
that catch is me.
Check out a girl and say: Yep, made in heaven.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Delores: Is that a rabbit in your pocket Or are you just happy to
see me?
Did I die and go to heaven, or do you just look like an angel?
Did i ever tell you about that star that i lost…..well i think i
found it.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you break wind? Because you are blowing me away!
Do I have sugar in my eyes, or are you really sweet?
do u work at little cesars? cuz ur hot and ready owch lol
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by
again?
Do you have a banana in your pocket? or are you just happy to see
me?
Do you have a Band-aid? Cause I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
do you have a map cause I'm lost in your eyes
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (person 2) Why? (person 1)
because i can see myself in your pants.
Do you have a name? Or could I call you mine?
Do you know a young and beautiful woman who is not ready to flirt
just a little?
Do you know where the bakery is at? Cos I want a cutie pie like
you.
Do you know you have really dark brown eyes? Whenever I look in
them I can’t seem to find myself.
Do you like flowers? Maybe you can study these tulips (two lips).
Do you work at a candy store because I’ve never met someone so
sweet.
Do you work at subway? ’cause you just turned my six inch into a
footlong!
Do your legs hurt from running in my dreams all night?
Do your legs hurt, from running through my dreams all night?
do your parents work in a sugar farm? because you’re sweet..
Do yu have a map? Because i ‘m lost in your eyes.
Don’t be scared if a big fat man comes in to your room and stuffs
you in a bag… I told Santa I want you for Christmas!!!
Don’t look at me like that, I’m married.
Don’t you wish your boyfriend was hot like me?
Don't tell me you like me and then start flirting with other
people. I hate being led on...
Every night I go home crying because I'll have to wait until
tomorrow to see you again.
Excuse Me miss. Yes?… But did you happen to notice…*(pulls out
mirror in front of her)*…that you’re beautiful.
Excuse me sweetheart, “your name must be beautiful because I can’t
imagine it to be nothing else”
Excuse me sweetheart, I need directions…… (where?) “to your heart”
Excuse me, but I dropped my drink when I saw you across the room
and it hit my foot, so I’m going to need your name and number for
insurance reasons.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to
give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, you just blinded me with your beauty, now i need your
name and number for insurance purposes
Fat Penguin. What?? I just wanted to say something that would
break the ice.
Feel my shirt, does it feel like boyfriend material!
Feel my shirt. Does that feel like boyfriend material?
Flirt wisely just remember she doesn’t care for your money, she
doesn’t care for your looks, (yeah I know girls are illogical) but
what she wants is your Tiny Jokes that make her Smile and the Body
language that pleads your confidence…But by all means Don’t Stare.
Flirtation : attention without intention.
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